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General DiscussionCuki is the best coach ever ALL BOOK HIM

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HBNN

    Yes

    HBNN

      I can't think of saying anything that are 7kish or above for once. Feelsbadman

      Cookie

        WTF is this shit, just because we both play SK/arc Doesn't mean we're the same person.

        The guide got deleted by admins, not me.

        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

          hes lying

          of course im u

          or am i jacked?

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          evy

            @hbnn
            ure a moron

            Sia

              wtf are u guys doing with ur life

              btw look at the difference before and after cuki coaching
              https://www.dotabuff.com/players/319627113/matches
              and u can understand it's not cuki himself bc im shit arc

              evy

                Wtf are u doing with your life talking seriously on a shitpost

                Sia

                  excuse me? i only talk legit words i dont do memes. memes are overrated and only say the problems we have internally and externally in a funny way but it's actually very bitter if u think about it. why are u posting in DOTAbuff anyway? https://osu.ppy.sh/forum/ go

                  evy

                    Lmao

                    evy

                      Sooner or later you'll lose faith in the community anyway, keep your hopes up for awhile.

                      Sia

                        dude the community has been the same for a thousand years. percentages of each group of ppl mightve gone slightly higher or lower but we have around the same amount of morons, wannabes, geniuses, innovators, and normies. i can live with that

                        evy

                          Most threads are basically the same fucking shit asked by retards who are too dumb/lazy to figure things out on their own, do you seriously want to talk to these people properly? I doubt they can understand whatever insights you give to them anyway

                          🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                            and this is why i said i'll never coach anyone like artmiss again, it's because 90% of this community is too stupid to figure this game out.

                            i coached her for months, she literally couldn't figure out anything, it's like i was talking to a brick wall.

                            then i found out that she spent like hundreds, idk if it's even up to a thousand of $$$ to get coached by those pro coaches like purge, hau, bsj.

                            and the only mmr she moved up was the one me and hau boosted her, all she's doing is slowly dropping back.

                            someone will say ''oh cooki dogshit coach'', get real, even i can't teach a brick wall to dance.

                            you can hate my all you want, but the fact is 90% of this community will never even get close to 4k, not to mention 5-6k or up. No guide can save you there.

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                            Jacked

                              Dota is a hard game

                              HBNN

                                The hardest game to work around.

                                evy

                                  I never said cookie is a dogshit coach, I just disliked his "lmao u fuckin retards i can stomp ur 2k bracket by only farming well" guide, and the few people I knoe who got "bits of free coaching" from him are doing okay, so I guess he won't be that bad
                                  But I'm not gonna bother to try his coaching out on a game I don't even play anymore, but, let's be real, most people are not willing to pay $$$ for Cookie's full coaching, hell, or even coaching in general

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                                  Cнейкмонгер

                                    why you dont play dota bws? what game is better?

                                    quity

                                      he has a boyfriend now

                                      evy

                                        @diss
                                        I got bored of the game, plus it's simply too mentally consuming to improve at a respectable pace in the game, or too time consuming if you want to improve while playing casually.
                                        I'm a guy who can't stand myself stagnating on smth.

                                        evy

                                          I'm only clicking circles now lmao

                                          Sia

                                            cookie is dogshit btw anyone who gets coached by cookie is horseshit (same horse that u cant push up the hill)

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                                            🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                              i can't decide which tail

                                              or

                                              or

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                                              The Quantum

                                                The guide got deleted huh, is there anyway else that I can access it ?

                                                evy

                                                  No, and it's not that good tbh
                                                  It basically only tells you that you have to be efficient at farming, spam to improve, and punish enemies' agressiveness/mistakes by proper calculation
                                                  A.k.a core basics

                                                  evy

                                                    @cuki 2nd

                                                    VP

                                                      Blunt remember that autistic SF XD

                                                      The Quantum

                                                        It is actually the best guide it improved my average GPM and last hits from 480 to 580 and last hits from 200 to 300, I wanted to look back at it as I had not fully finished the mechanical section

                                                        The Quantum

                                                          Core basics is important for scrubs like myself and having a guide that states all those things is extremely useful

                                                          VP

                                                            I read cuki guide and got 3k in few days ez

                                                            evy

                                                              The only significant thing I learned from Cookie was how to analyze replays properly. It's not that hard to improve real fast for anyone as long as they actually work for it tbh, at least up until 6k
                                                              You don't need some mmr inflator guide to point things out to increase mmr efficiently.

                                                              The Quantum

                                                                That maybe true to some extent but it is not the same for everyone, everyone learns differently and having a guide to relate to doesen't harm anyone. If having a guide helps someone improve there should not be any restrictions surrounding it. Reading a guide and getting gud is much better than people buying accounts and the grey area of dota mmr which many resort to.

                                                                Potato Marshal

                                                                  So is the lesson here that girls are bad at Dota and can't be coached?

                                                                  evy

                                                                    Can't disagree with that one.
                                                                    But seriously, most people who follow his guide blindly sucks his c0ck and narrow vision themselves into thinking that farming better is the only way to get good on core or some shit.

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                                                                    🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                      stf u and vote on the tail choice

                                                                      evy

                                                                        FUCK
                                                                        I MISCLICKED TAIL 1 INSTEAD OF 2
                                                                        SRY DUDE

                                                                        死の恐怖 Haseo

                                                                          tail 1

                                                                          The Quantum

                                                                            Potato Marshall, I do not know how you reached that conclusion lmao but responding got dota in 2017: cuki does not say farm at a core such as PA for the duration of a match, there is a certain amount of responsibility on a player where they need to know the basics of a hero before playing it (strengths/ weaknesses)

                                                                            Illyasviel

                                                                              cuki cuck'd

                                                                              Illyasviel

                                                                                daily remainder that cuki's highest mmr acc is lower than his games played from all of his acc keepo

                                                                                🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                                                  here's more pictures

                                                                                  Tail 1 fits so well with the color scheme of the set, and fits really well with the shoulder piece

                                                                                  Tail 2 makes the set look really vibrant and colorful, basically makes SK look like a peacock.

                                                                                  tail 3 just costs a lot more than the others and it's a part from the red sand warrior set

                                                                                  VOTE NOW: http://www.strawpoll.me/13527296/

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                                                                                  evy

                                                                                    Still stuck on 5k after 4k games after reaching 5k for the first time smh

                                                                                    Potato Marshal

                                                                                      5 years, and every other person still spells my username with 2 L's for some reason.

                                                                                      VP

                                                                                        Tail 1 FTW

                                                                                        The Quantum

                                                                                          Autocorrect lel, just want to read the guide that's all, if I can find the guide elsewhere tell me please

                                                                                          Mlada i Luda

                                                                                            ... you can hate my all you want, but the fact is 90% of this community will never even get close to 4k, not to mention 5-6k or up. No guide can save you there...... ooooooooooh shit , what is happening !!'cuki god' is abbandoning you guys . he seems to see himself from a different positin from where he used to before .. oh shit , thats not good. looks like something messed up with his mind recently lol. as about your history about cancer doctor and patient, well your rly fucked if jacked is your doctor ahahahahhahahahhaha. as for the syndrome of blunt he is talking about HIV AIDS guys. cuki your sometmes to complicated thats why your guides dont work xD

                                                                                            Jacked

                                                                                              This tred is lit

                                                                                              The Quantum

                                                                                                And again it worked for me, let's say the build does not work (hypothetically) but it contains so much information in detail which is extremely hard to find it's not about gaining games it's about learning the basics tbh and relating back to it.

                                                                                                VP

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                                                                                                  Sia

                                                                                                    U can hate my all. You want??