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General DiscussionCuki is the best coach ever ALL BOOK HIM

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🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

    mafioso you pleb, at least use

     [quote] message here [/quote] 

    to make a quote

    also i think it's a good time for another tip:

    I realized you could easily beat almost every game with this following trick: all you'd have to do is have more weapons in your arsenal and then take a bad trade so that the enemy thinks he's winning, but then you just use the rest of your arsenal to destroy him in the overall scenario.

    So, for example: what i'd do on 1v1 mid is i'd run at my enemy at lvl 1 when i have more regen, i'd take a bad trade so that he THINKS HE'S WINNING, then i'd drop as low as possible and walk back

    i'd run away with like 50-100 hp while he'd still have like 200-300 hp

    then i'd just pop salve and then VIOLA, they sure won that first trade

    BUT during the rest of the laing phase, i'll have always full HP while they're half hp so they have to play passive.

    because he has no more resources to trade with me(regen, hp, mana etc.)

    You simply can't beat my at my own game, i'll just bait you into thinking you made a good trade, but then you'll just run out of resources to trade and i'll control you for the rest of the game.

    my guidance isn't made for the 90%, it's made for the 1% who are smart enough to play on my level.

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    HBNN

      I learned this hard way against Ken but I couldn't absorb it for a reason that I hated myself quite a lot.

      EDIT: Tail 1 suit best as Tail 2 color look out of place as peacock color dont fit into SK original brown theme at all while Tail 3, Just that I prefer Tail 1 over Tail 3.

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        Chiwa

          Cuki fite me 1v1 in sea pls :rage:

          The Quantum

            Coming back at you cuki is there anywhere else I can find the guide?

            evy

              Hbnn let's 1v1 to see who's the worst laner

              Sia

                my guidance isn't made for the 90%, it's made for the 1% who are smart enough to play on my level.

                nice math

                The Quantum

                  (1v1 me solo mid, no bottle no shrine, HaRdCore) Would have been a better challenge

                  🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                    nah, the math checks out

                    the other 9% can read it, but can't keep up

                    just because i don't mention it, doesn't mean "there's no context here''

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                    The Quantum

                      Cuki still is there anywhere I can find the guide, people are dying here, we need guidance!

                      Potato Marshal

                        90% + 9% + 1%. Where do the people who are better than you fall then?

                        🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                          they fall here...

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                          Sia

                            i think this guide should just be put on a pdf and posted on forum then let it be and even if ppl ask stuff u dont answer. then they got access and u dont deal with stupidity and the time u put on writing that wont be wasted

                            The Quantum

                              I agree

                              HBNN

                                @Cookie

                                My "cancer" is a tough one and it's still clinging on to me like a glue. So far, nothing good come out of it yet ty.

                                Jacked

                                  School and education is there to provide a path to top for those who will take it. It's available to all but it doesn't mean everyone can reach the top levels.

                                  Similarly for any guide/ textbook/ resource. It's a way to get to the TOP if you are capable. It's existence itself and efficacy should not be judged by the number of ppl who failed to utilise the resource properly for whatever reason.

                                  Jacked

                                    Ppl who can evaluate the resource for what it is, ppl who have taken the journey and attain similar levels of expertise and who've used the resources can testify to the usefulness of said resource. To a lesser extent, ppl who have similar levels of competence to the author but not taken the same journey can provide critique to its efficacy.

                                    In other words if your normal skill and know nothing shut the fkup

                                    The Quantum

                                      I suppose that's why they call it 'expert opinion'

                                      주 롄양

                                        i love tis drama way more than watching k-drama

                                        The Quantum

                                          I like how that I am the only normal skill player involved in this discussion, ayy lmao

                                          Autumnus

                                            Dota player watching k-drama. :thinking:

                                            Sia

                                              jacked has a good point

                                              The Quantum

                                                I need clarification to who Jacked is as this name keeps up popping up in this discussion and I am not aware of who this is

                                                Mlada i Luda

                                                  feelsbadman but i have to agre cuki on this one .. finally he is giving you childs some legit stuf that worth much more than those mechanical guides. he learned mostly of that on playing offlane a lot this is how you outplay enemy and win offlane even in scenarios where you not supposed to. but this is also new meta in mid lane, is all about that regen fight , is a trick that will work even in rly hihg mmr if the mid player is not adapdted rly well with this new meta in this patch , you take a bad trade and fly yourslf some regen and if your opponent is not smart enough to do that alos you imediately win the lane, recently i've seen sumail flying himself 2 salve and 1 set of tango before he had his bottle, it is all about sustain the lane no matter what.

                                                  🍩🍪Cookie🍪🍩

                                                    jacked is my doctor

                                                    The Quantum

                                                      I see, so cuki is the guide coming out or what? we are yet to hear you reponse.

                                                      The Quantum

                                                        coming back at jacked mechanical guides are important as they are the foundation of the game, you can't get anywhere without the basics. For example, you can't drive a car unless you know what the steering wheel does

                                                        Mlada i Luda

                                                          yeah but you have to specify that shit cause there are low iq people here like jacked , and they over commit on those thigs and have no idea how to play actually dota, trust me i've seen a lot probably thousands more than all of you together here.

                                                          DC.MASON

                                                            i think the temporary not-making-fun-of-cookies period has just expired

                                                            The Quantum

                                                              Aren't you jacked, mafioso ?

                                                              Mlada i Luda

                                                                no, cuki is jacked , and mafioso is cuki XD

                                                                evy

                                                                  I am jacked

                                                                  Väinämöinen

                                                                    mafioso ofc it was me that won the game, it was me that took 6 barrackes no one else

                                                                    evy

                                                                      Seriously, it's the slug guy

                                                                      The Quantum

                                                                        my brain hurts ayy lmao, so you are taking smack to yourself?

                                                                        Mlada i Luda

                                                                          yeah sure, meanhile what prevented the enemy team to stop you? and who def you rax when you where deaqd 12 times almost half of the game you where in respawnig time lol

                                                                          Jacked

                                                                            If u know what's good for you you won't listen to a single thing mafioso says. Lol

                                                                            Väinämöinen

                                                                              what prevented the enemy team from stopping me? only invoker having a TP and him not being able to invoke deafening blast LUL

                                                                              ofc the BS played a big part in the win, but my ingenious rat skill only bested by bulldog himself turned the tide

                                                                              Jacked

                                                                                Have u thought of joining Alliance? I sometimes feel like I should.

                                                                                Sia

                                                                                  alliance of slugs

                                                                                  Väinämöinen

                                                                                    no alliance is too bad for me, after that meepo and hopefully some cuki challenges i will go into OG and replace abed because my meep is better

                                                                                    Mlada i Luda

                                                                                      im sry that im ruining yourself happines but if you think it deeper you disrepecting yourself, ending 2-12 with meepo even you did a good job taking all objectives , you should not feal pleased with that , this is not the right way to improve , you are rly not giving the credits he deserve to that bs. if not for him you could not be able to win the game despite your decent job with objectives , if you want to have cool judgment of the game better watch the replay and maybe you can see waht rly made possible for you to win that, im prety sure you made many mistake that could lead into a horrible loss in oither conditions. or you can jsut stay in your 'paradise zone' where you shine and you won the game cause you played rly good cause of cuki guide .

                                                                                      Jacked

                                                                                        speak english pls. and also pls refrain from trying to give any kind of serious advice. lol

                                                                                        Mlada i Luda

                                                                                          im a serious person indeed , i dont know why i go clowny mode as soon as i see you jacked xaxaxaaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

                                                                                          Jacked

                                                                                            lol. that's more like it.

                                                                                            faw

                                                                                              tl;dr of this threaD?

                                                                                              offlaner

                                                                                                Really boring clashes. Should get some interesting stuff here but everyone is disappointing XD

                                                                                                Jacked

                                                                                                  everyone is sick of the same drama

                                                                                                  faw

                                                                                                    threads about cookies always turn out to be extremely boring because some 1k mmr ppl come here defending him, cookies doesnt adress anything etc