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Yeah, you can easily see here above what I mean with scrubs. However, I was trying to be nice when I said scrubs. What I really ment was "miserably insecure no life trash that waste their useless time on this planet to harass me on Dotabuff.com"
As I said. I dont really care about the items. I can buy any items that I want that still has reasonable prices. I dont play TA right now so therefore I dont buy that set yet. High or low value items - I dont care.
I guess that I am going to wait untill to morrow evening after 8 CET to start helping people. There is several reasons for this. But this way I can also see which items I am most interested in and thereby know who to help. Getting nice items is actually a FUN part of the process. Compare to when Valve sometimes give you items after the games.
Feel free to suggest items or ask questions to me about items or anything else. Just comment or ask anytime in this thread.
if you really want to do it, you'd better use another forum. db is full of 6k autists who do not face this kind of problems :)
Do not face? I dont understand.
No I dont care enough right now to go on another forum. Maybe some other time.
face = meet, come acoss, in trash english its sometimes used the way I did it, although tbh i doubt its correct from the point of view of ИНГЛИШ ТИЧА
ok ill re-try
the average mmr of people usually posting on this forum is quite high, above 4k i guess. not to mention that smurfs are way more popular among higher skilled players. As a result, most ppl here wont be interesting in anyone helping them to get their smurf to vhs cz they can do it themselves easily.
took me 1 game to go vhs and im pretty sure thats the standard if no one abandons your first game valve doesnt want people ruining their new player games so they boost u up right away
"I can help ANYONE to get into VHS or even above 4k hidden MMR (if you are lucky) "
So you can help everyone maybe ? Statistics are no matter of luck.
"I don't do it for the items "per see". I do it to piss of some scrubs in this forum and to mess with Valve and the stupide developers of Dota2."
You piss off people more by your horribly awful posts/threads, not by the offer of this service.
In addition you are not even by the lightest little bit close to "mess with Valve and the stupide developers of Dota2". In addition you are playing a game that has countless of thousands of hours invested and is a great product of a great team, and you do not appreciate whatever they made for a person like you and yet you are still here playing this "junk".
In addition you just need 1 game to get into into VHS if you are a normal 5k player
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/133212901/matches?page=26
Do us the favour and rethink atleast 3 times when you post sth whether it is a good idea, or atleast try to be friends with some people here and talk to them via private chat in steam. And if they wont approve we will most likely not approve either
TripleSteal-
You talk about posters.
My target group are readers. I guess you dont know how many people in normal skill that are reading this.
well, I guess you might be right, didnt think about people reading and not posting; its rather common for this forums as far as I heard.
blossom
It have been said that you get into VHS in one game if you have a account with ranked MMR high enough.
Can you make me a normal skill account pls?
~2.5 - 3.0k mmr. not 1k
TripleSteal-
It is like that all over the internet. On an ordinary swedish newspaper 5% of the people reading comments are also commenting.
EDIT: So when all the 5k people puke toxic on me, there is probably, for each one of them, 100 people on normal skill chearing for me in silence :)
No, I cant help you with ranked accounts, since that takes more then 100 games or something like that. I talk bout hidden MMR. It is basically the same thing but used for normal games. You can go and learn more about this in a nother thread.
Benao.Lifedancer
No I am here to ruin your little Bubble of being someone that matters and being superior to others - since you dont matter in IRL most likley. Because if you actually did matter IRL you wouldnt waste your time on me here in this forum. But you do, since you dont ahve anything better to do with your life.
once i had an academic from what is apparently still a top 50 university spell it as 'per-say'
Well, that is how much I care "per see" about this forum and people that think english spelling is important even if there are an endless number of spelling correcting tools to use when it actually does matter.
And this frase is Latin. Even less important.
"No I am here to ruin your little Bubble of being someone that matters and being superior to others - since you dont matter in IRL most likley. Because if you actually did matter IRL you wouldnt waste your time on me here in this forum. But you do, since you dont ahve anything better to do with your life."
The stupidity is strong witht this one :D
6.84
Time is money. I have more money then I need but less time then I want to have.
So you need to start talking big numbers :)
pretty sure he's blunt, just let him feel more at home and his autism/ADHD will strike back
Since there is a thread on the first page about a guy that want to play with players with more skill I make this bounce back since this can help him.
i got 2 untradeabol butiful sets and 1 courior can u plis make me a veri hai skill smurf acc?
Ofc just follow the instructions in the first post. However some unexpected things IRL came up so I dont have time right now. I hope I have time next week.
Per favore Accedi per inviare commenti.
WHAT:
I can help ANYONE to get into VHS or even above 4k hidden MMR (if you are lucky) if you give me a rare set or a set with higher rarity that I want. Or a weapon or mount or something else with equal market value.
WHY:
I don't do it for the items "per see". I do it to piss of some scrubs in this forum and to mess with Valve and the stupide developers of Dota2. I just want some items so I do not get spammed with requests and to help the players that really are interested.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT:
Just create the new account. Set the profile name to "CC1 [suggested set or item to give me]" and add me to friends list. Then after I accepted, you give me the log-in information and I help on the spot or during the following days. I will play enough games in order to have two VHS games in a row here on Dotabuff. After that you are on your own and you change your password if you want.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT:
I would like items and sets for female heroes and agility carries, or some fancy couriers. The higher item value the higher chance that I help you and not some other people.
The set I prefer the most is this one: http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Fluttering_Amethyst
The item I want most is this one: http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Piercing_Umbrage_Pack
HERE YOU CAN SEE THAT I CAN DO IT EASY:
This is a picture that show my first games on this account I am writing with here. All I needed was six games go get into VHS. 2 won games and 4 lost games also!
Now I am back into High Skill with this account since I nowadays use it as a trash account. I have taken several smurfs into VHS the last weeks. I just don't have time right now to show any pictures of these smurfs.
http://uppix.com/s-6_games_to_get_i5554e0590018efbe-jpg.htm