yeah i hate when low mmr peeps take my mid, i usually call mid, ask whether they can let me mid if they keep their icon on the lane, and if they insist on playing mid i play carry/roam/sup in that order
i was forced to play a support and offlane in consecutive 4.2 avg games where i was 4.6 as top mmr
almost lost my clockwerk game despite enemy slark just abandoning the game since he left and thought that we can win from that point
LUL same with me, this patch I think I have the highest chance to win with 1.mid 2.safe lane then nothing really matters, I'm equally bad on the rest. Maybe with some specific heroes like mag offlane or something like bane I can do some shit.
well if some1 tries to lock mid chances are they are terrible at other roles as well
say some1 is 4.5 and is tossed into a 5k avg game(i think that happened to me a few times), but they can play anything but mid/carry for shit
do u end up with a 4.5 mid/carry or a 2k support/offlaner or mb u go 2x mid or babyrage and feed couriers?
If you had a team where all the players were you, what would your winrate be?
thats actually a very good question to ask urself and was one of the main things that prompted me to learn support/offlane at least a bit
i fell from 4.7 to 4.3 and cant get up after that but it was worth it... i guess? it kinda baffles me how in from my perspective im 10 times the player i used to be half a year ago but im lower now
no matter how bad other players might be in the game I'm in at other roles, we still have the highest chance to win if I play safe/mid, unless it's a really high mmr game, way above 6k, then I would let people play cores and pick my best support hero, even if it doesn't fit the lineup or something, but at least I'm playing my best hero on that role for the highest chance to win
actually its not retarded if u percieve this game as a singleplayer game with 9 variables and urself as the protagonist which is a pretty sick perception i want to pick up
but u post idiotic complains about "muh team" in this thread almost every day so u clearly dont have that perception
but u post idiotic complains about "muh team" in this thread almost every day so u clearly dont have that perception
hey retard, when I have 4.4k invoker thinking he's the best player in the world, while the rest of his 3 teammates are around 5.3 - 5.5k and he's still stealing mid no matter what while he can't even play that hero decently and then being useless whole fucking game with 25min aghs and absolutelly garbage spell usage that gives cancer or ta who gets fucking deso @ 20mins because he keeps on dying like a fucking retard early game when the game is a free win, I SURE AS FUCK gonna complain. https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3179023095 I was literally 10-0 or soem shit @10 mins killed offlaner idk how many times, killed their support, killed their mid BUT THIS FUCKING IMBECILE can't just go woods and farm fucking jungle till he gets deso... Or everyone decides to pick most garbage heroes in the game and enemy gets the worst possible cancer and it feels like I'm the only 1 trying to win NICE FUCKING GAME. I have no clue how's that ta even 4.7k, he lanes and plays like 2k mmr player and pretty much everyone were the same.
I'm a 1k full package
But cookie guide made me a 5k carry now I have mastered the art of psychological warfare and the bliss of muting everyone else on the team, killing 30 creeps in 600 minutes straight and go hit the enemy ancient afterwards
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@xf I'm sure that's what ppl do in 1k and 2k mmr anyway, they farm all game afk, altho their farm suck ass and they're useless, doing nothing on the map, so the games last for hours every time, even if it's supposed to end @ 20mins.
OK, so I'm wondering now, how often do u people commend someone? I had like 40 commends something like that, but since I came back to this acc I have 131 now rofl, played a little bit less than a 100 games. I usually do it very rarely, only if I would like to play with someone again. Or when I ask "tip for tip" and then 2 people tip me at the same time, I can only tip one, so the other one gets a commend. I really wish you could see who commended you. I'm curious from which games I received them.
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I only commend people who are cooperative and did his job properly
Like the magnus and axe who just basically babysat me with their quick response TPs and on point initiations followed by synergized deathball on my last SF game
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Team holding spunki down?
yeah
[fuck 5ks]
dont u hate when lowest mmr ppl take mid though?
those are just retards your playing with.
BLuNT???
yeah i hate when low mmr peeps take my mid, i usually call mid, ask whether they can let me mid if they keep their icon on the lane, and if they insist on playing mid i play carry/roam/sup in that order
well dont u find hypocritical that u take mid when ure clearly below the avg here
i was forced to play a support and offlane in consecutive 4.2 avg games where i was 4.6 as top mmr
almost lost my clockwerk game despite enemy slark just abandoning the game since he left and thought that we can win from that point
you can always insult his mmr 7k in 2k17 LUL
good think i dont get cucked from my lane because i instapick it
no i dont, because im a 3k mmr offlaner, a 4k mmr support player, a 5k mmr carry player, and a 6k mmr (hopefully) mid player PogChamp
basically highest chance to win with me in ur team = letting me mid, not because im a sicKK mid player but because im worse on other positions
that's not very comforting
If you had a team where all the players were you, what would your winrate be?
LUL same with me, this patch I think I have the highest chance to win with 1.mid 2.safe lane then nothing really matters, I'm equally bad on the rest. Maybe with some specific heroes like mag offlane or something like bane I can do some shit.
well if some1 tries to lock mid chances are they are terrible at other roles as well
say some1 is 4.5 and is tossed into a 5k avg game(i think that happened to me a few times), but they can play anything but mid/carry for shit
do u end up with a 4.5 mid/carry or a 2k support/offlaner or mb u go 2x mid or babyrage and feed couriers?
weakasses
thats actually a very good question to ask urself and was one of the main things that prompted me to learn support/offlane at least a bit
i fell from 4.7 to 4.3 and cant get up after that but it was worth it... i guess? it kinda baffles me how in from my perspective im 10 times the player i used to be half a year ago but im lower now
no matter how bad other players might be in the game I'm in at other roles, we still have the highest chance to win if I play safe/mid, unless it's a really high mmr game, way above 6k, then I would let people play cores and pick my best support hero, even if it doesn't fit the lineup or something, but at least I'm playing my best hero on that role for the highest chance to win
lina and jakiro spammer can't climb from 4.3k mmr LUL
what a retarded fucking excuse
actually its not retarded if u percieve this game as a singleplayer game with 9 variables and urself as the protagonist which is a pretty sick perception i want to pick up
but u post idiotic complains about "muh team" in this thread almost every day so u clearly dont have that perception
id let anybody mid, as long as they insist on it (except someone whos ultra low below avg, say 5000 in 5500 avg for example)
yea ure a good boy spunki
they're good dogs brent
hey retard, when I have 4.4k invoker thinking he's the best player in the world, while the rest of his 3 teammates are around 5.3 - 5.5k and he's still stealing mid no matter what while he can't even play that hero decently and then being useless whole fucking game with 25min aghs and absolutelly garbage spell usage that gives cancer or ta who gets fucking deso @ 20mins because he keeps on dying like a fucking retard early game when the game is a free win, I SURE AS FUCK gonna complain. https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3179023095 I was literally 10-0 or soem shit @10 mins killed offlaner idk how many times, killed their support, killed their mid BUT THIS FUCKING IMBECILE can't just go woods and farm fucking jungle till he gets deso... Or everyone decides to pick most garbage heroes in the game and enemy gets the worst possible cancer and it feels like I'm the only 1 trying to win NICE FUCKING GAME. I have no clue how's that ta even 4.7k, he lanes and plays like 2k mmr player and pretty much everyone were the same.
wow dude ure so unlucky volvo conspiracy keeping the playa down! 😤😤😤
I'm a 1k carry player and a 3k support player
Still better chance to win when I pick carry
talking with u feels the same as responding on reddit
I'm a 1k full package
But cookie guide made me a 5k carry now I have mastered the art of psychological warfare and the bliss of muting everyone else on the team, killing 30 creeps in 600 minutes straight and go hit the enemy ancient afterwards
poor guy tried to dodge but it didnt work
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@xf I'm sure that's what ppl do in 1k and 2k mmr anyway, they farm all game afk, altho their farm suck ass and they're useless, doing nothing on the map, so the games last for hours every time, even if it's supposed to end @ 20mins.
okay i picked core spunki
we won my lane and yet enemy ember is suddenly 18 1 because my team urged to feed
OK, so I'm wondering now, how often do u people commend someone? I had like 40 commends something like that, but since I came back to this acc I have 131 now rofl, played a little bit less than a 100 games. I usually do it very rarely, only if I would like to play with someone again. Or when I ask "tip for tip" and then 2 people tip me at the same time, I can only tip one, so the other one gets a commend. I really wish you could see who commended you. I'm curious from which games I received them.
спунки очень хороший игрок и совсем не педераст, так держать!
play with me for ez low avg games
I need int group calibration, willing to play support
*desperation intensifies*
i commend every1 who did good in my opinion and were pleasant to play with, usually 1-2 ppl every match
"SWAP COMMEND TY"
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ppl seem to be commending more
I only commend people who are cooperative and did his job properly
Like the magnus and axe who just basically babysat me with their quick response TPs and on point initiations followed by synergized deathball on my last SF game
I remember having 20 games and 36 commends on this acc
Now it's still 36
Fuck
LUL I was like haven't I played with you before? and then checked ur profile, so ur a db poster, I didn't know.
Why the fuck am I not studying? Fuck me. At least I have memes FeelsGoodMan

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