idk sometimes when im in chrome on my phone it starts vibrating and then then redirects me to some hey u are 100000th chrome user u get a free iphone etc
im not sure what it could be, apparently no malware on the phone, i deleted apps that might cause this etc
im not even using it its just sitting there and then all of a sudden HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG for like 4 seconds and theres no notificitaionor anything either
b4 dorm i used to poo in the loo about once every 3 days then when i was sitting on garbage food i didnt shit either but now i eat nothing but cereals + sausages/frozen stuff like nuggets and i shit every day
If you sit in the front row every time they start to recognize you and think you are extra interested in the class so they look at you to see if you understood everything.
lmao thats a classic
we got a real CLASSIC on our hands here boys!
tfw
Horrible, but catchy.
guys why am i getting ADS on twitch help
why is my phone randomly vibrating for no fucking reason i did a factory reset yesterday and its STILL vibrating
idk sometimes when im in chrome on my phone it starts vibrating and then then redirects me to some hey u are 100000th chrome user u get a free iphone etc
im not sure what it could be, apparently no malware on the phone, i deleted apps that might cause this etc
phones are gEY
im not even using it its just sitting there and then all of a sudden HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG for like 4 seconds and theres no notificitaionor anything either
fucking phones
florian you might want to stop eating fast food
mb u are part of a social expermient? did u ever feel like someones watching you?
yea the entire 8th floor of the opposite dorm when im jerking off
understandable
how do you shit once every few days?
idk since i moved here i barely shit anymore, maybe also because i changed my diet? (before: healthy, now: fast food/noodles/sandwiches)
maybe ill buy laxatives
Might be the calorie deficit though since I'm far more active now
i shit like 6 times a day its so annoying
i also shit like 2-3 times a day.
?? whats wrong with all of you lmao
b4 dorm i used to poo in the loo about once every 3 days then when i was sitting on garbage food i didnt shit either but now i eat nothing but cereals + sausages/frozen stuff like nuggets and i shit every day
i shit 1-2 times a week, always a battle lol
how did i miss this converasation xd
let's keep it going, how often do you shit triple?
i shit once every day mostly sometimes i skip 1 but not often
dont be silly, aFeect never skips toilet day
oH YEa man my old playlists full of gems
did you all have shoulder length hair back then?
i did in primary school for like 2 years. but it was cute
xDD
y'all gay
where is your trash can?
Why is edgelord alison getting into music from early 2k. Like hello?
you already knew the answer
Rhetorical.
why does my professor always look at me when i sit in the front row am i that ugly?
yes
Affirmative
naisch
If you sit in the front row every time they start to recognize you and think you are extra interested in the class so they look at you to see if you understood everything.
lol no lecturers dont give a shit if a particular studet understood everything its not school
yeah, our prof introduced "humming" to us as a form of communication, whenever he asks a question we respond by humming
today we learnt some new shit, apparently >half the students already had this at high school before and he just said "ok great so i can skip this")))
ah yeah and hes italian today he did the italian hand gesture meme lmao
EU education SoBayed
do trashcans get delted when you get banned?
I want to be special
dont think so, maybe if its a permaban but even then i doubt it
I just want a report count, i want to see how often gotvet got banned
not a lot i think, did he ever get unbanned from his permaban?
im probably #1 on bans
think again