Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
Tell me what you gon' do to me
Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me
You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue
But you can't bring the truth to me
Fuck you and all your expectations
I don't even want your congratulations
I recognize your false confidence
And calculated promises all in your conversation
I hate people that feel entitled
Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you
Oh, you important?
You the moral to the story? You endorsin'?
Mo.therfucker, I don't even like you
Corrupt a man's heart with a gift
That's how you find out who you dealin' with
A small percentage who I'm buildin' with
I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin'
On my momma, that's the realest shit
Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
Skin covered with ego
Get to talkin' like a end-forth, like a rebound
No control, no off switch
In the way that you bringin' me down
It's a turn on, get it away from me
Know you mean wrong, keep away from me
And it's all wrong, get it away from me, yeah
I just cry for no reason
I just pray for no reason
I just thank for the life, for the day
For the hours and another life breathin'
How did it all go to feel good?
You could live it all if you feel bad
Better live your life
We were runnin' out of time
Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
[Intro: Famous Dex]
Hey yo, big bro, you fucking with that?
Ha, okay cool
That's my fucking brother right there, ya dig?
Dexter, ooh, huh (yeah, a-what)
[Verse 1: Famous Dex]
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, groove
Baby girl watch how you move (what)
I got them Vans on my shoes, ooh (I do)
I pop a pill and I lose, wait
Speed it up (speed)
Look at them diamonds, they eat it up (Eat)
Got me two bit.ches, I eat it up (You what?)
They thinkin' of wifing, deleting them (yeah)
A-wait, ooh (Dexter) pints in, call up Rocket, ooh (a-what)
My brother plug like a socket, ooh
Kick in this door, yeah I got it (yeah)
Open the safe, you can't lock it, ooh (a-what)
Sipping that Wok, yeah I go to the top
Buss on yo bitch like a Glock, ooh
She like to suck on my clock, ooh (yeah)
I get the money, don't stop
Dexter!
[Interlude 1: Famous Dex]
Hah, ya know what I'm saying?
Like I, I, I know you like this beat too
But you a fucking goofy though (fucking lame ass nig.ga)
A-wait, ooh
[Verse 2: Famous Dex]
Word around, word around, word around town (bitch)
I heard this boy was a clown, ooh (was a clown)
Swim in yo bitch once I drown, ooh (I do)
Calling my plug for the pound, wait
Odd Future, yeah it's right on my clothes
Bad bitch, yeah I watch her do coke (what)
Broke as hell, I used to sleep on the floor
I never do it no more, ooh (a-what)
Tellin' you broke it's no joke, ooh
I used to kick in that door (kick in that door)
Wait, now I'm selling out them shows
One on my wrist, Fendi right on my clothes, huh (what)
Hold on lil' mama you tweakin' (baby you tweakin')
A bad bitch, Puerto Rican (Puerto Rican, what)
I get her off molly, she geeking
Call up your friends, we'll be set for the weekend
Dexter!
[Interlude: Famous Dex]
Ya know what I'm sayin? Like, no no no
We can only chill for a weekend then you gotta go
Tell your friend too
I'm one of the prettiest moth.rfuc.kers you’ve ever seen
A-Dexter
[Verse 3: A$AP Rocky]
Order VLONE, color orange mango label
Rotary phone (whoo) in my old school Mercedes
Smoke OG Grown (whoo) when I'm Californicating
I got three phones, business, conversation, and relation
Hol' up, wait a sec', wait a min', wait a tic
Jacob my wrist, nothing was fake on my wrist
Four finger ring on my hand
Say what you say to my wrist, talk to the hand
Don't wanna resort to the hands
What the face say to the fist? (I'm Rick James, bitch!)
[Interlude: A$AP Rocky]
Hah, funny as shit, a fifth of the tab
Suck on her tits, go back to the pad
Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix
[Verse 4: A$AP Rocky]
Uhh, speed it up, speed it up, speed it up
Just did this track then I beat it up
Acne, my jacket from Sweden (huh)
My chicks don't exactly know English (what)
They ain't about that action of no beefing, ahh
I might as well go back to vegan (um)
My shit might go platinum first week (uh)
Play this shit back and repeat it (uh)
Word around, word of mouth, word around town
You the one doin' all the murder 'round town
Pullin' up, shootin', leave the burner downtown
Shoot it like the birdy 'cause they all fly south
Whippin', I'm whippin', I'm whippin' the wrists
I'm fucking your bitch and I'm up in your fridge
I only tell stories of tuckin' in kids
So how in the fuck can they fuck with the kid?
[Outro: A$AP Rocky]
Hah, funny as shit, I was missing a bit
I'm back in my bag, back to the pad
Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix
There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
I'm now 59 mmr away from reaching 3k, and I'm now really starting to see the skill level rise and the game change. I've been playing alot of viper in recent patches and one of the reasons I enjoy playing the hero is his capability to completely dominate a 1v1 mid matchup which happens frequently in low level pubs. But as I've gotten nearer and nearer to 3k that has changed, I rarely play a game without getting rotated on at least twice in the laning phase and I'm seeing myself start to lose alot of my lanes. What are some tips you guys have for helping out my early laning stage.
viper is no longer the lvl 1 and 2 lane dominator for me
you need to either be ahead of the mid by a level or hope they execute the gank poorly as they often do
this happens a lot for me when i play viper tho so i end up turning a decent amt of ganks
yeah, in general the hero is way weaker than he used to be, especially at low levels. I think the only reason his winrate didn't dramatically fall like I originally predicted was because having break allowed the hero to be extremely effective against certain heroes. The hero now just feels really weak until at least two items but isn't good at farming and can struggle to survive early fights and so often I feel like i get behind and I'm trying to play catchup. It also feels like the hero has to many problems that you have to solve with items. He needs health and armor along with mobility and mana regen. And on top of this the heroes scaling is lackluster until he hits a massive powerspike at 25 with an extra 120 damage. It just feels like icefrog completely screwed up the heroes power curve and left the hero in an awkward spot where he doesn't really know what to be.
i get teammates thinking jungle enigma is still viable, that picking timber into a shaman lane is viable, that drow is good vs a highly aggressive lineup
i dont understand
and yet the enemy team has their resident support "im gonna fuck every lanes ass" players
nice
1. Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall,
Wie Schwertgeklirr und Wogenprall:
Zum Rhein, zum Rhein, zum deutschen Rhein,
Wer will des Stromes Hüter sein?
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
2. Durch hunderttausend zuckt es schnell,
Und aller Augen blitzen hell;
Der deutsche Jüngling, fromm und stark,
Beschirmt die heil'ge Landesmark.
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
3. Er blickt hinauf in Himmels Au'n,
Wo Heldengeister niederschau'n,
Und schwört mit stolzer Kampfeslust:
Du Rhein bleibst deutsch, wie meine Brust!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
4. So lang ein Tropfen Blut noch glüht,
Noch eine Faust den Degen zieht,
Und noch ein Arm die Büchse spannt,
Betritt kein Feind hier deinen Strand!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
5. Und ob mein Herz im Tode bricht,
Wirst du doch drum ein Welscher nicht,
Reich, wie an Wasser deine Flut,
Ist Deutschland ja an Heldenblut!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :
years ago i was at a rave in Toronto. We were devouring psychedelics and coke all day. I probably had a gram of MDMA to myself during the day plus 2 hits of acid and a couple grams of blow. We left the rave early because the girls we went with wanted to go to a party.
So we went back to the hotel and i snorted a half gram line of coke and drank 12 beers. Then i took another hit of acid and smoked a couple bong rips. We asked the girls where the party is. They tell us a gay bar. Now, I'm not homophobic at all (some of my previous post titles prove this) but for some reason, maybe because of the drugs, i started to worry for my butthole. Its never been in a gay bar before. Will it gape? Will it tighten up so hard it bleeds? I knew my butthole would be confused or scared in this situation so i decided to find a way to protect it.
Me and a buddy go to a dollar store across the street from the hotel. We find some duct tape. I put 2 to 3 pieces over my butthole. Then I felt comfortable enough to go to the gay bar. I didn't want to go to this gay bar but these girls did and i wanted to fuck them afterwards so i went.
Inside the gay bar, it was actually pretty fucking wild. Coke was everywhere, pretty sure some people were smoking crack i could smell it. So we go up to the bar and have a few shots. Then, i had the urge to shit. At this point im so high on the drugs i forgot i duct taped my butthole shut. So i start pooping and nothing dropped. I tripped a bit then i remembered. I tried to take it off fast but i forgot about how much hair is around my butthole. I yelped in pain but then i laughed. After i shit i tripped because i flushed the duct tape down the toilet. Now my butthole was exposed. Then i left the bathroom and a gay guy came up to me and asked me if i wanted a hit of meth. I said yes immediately but then i got terrified because i thought he was seducing me with meth to get to my butthole. But i ended up hitting the meth pipe and having a great time. My butthole went unscathed once again.
Guys, guys, I just found a way to surf internet on a rotten potato.
L I T
How to trigger me 101
Stand in front of me while waiting for food and kiss ur gf for 20 minutes straight
start kissing her too
i did it guys
did what
it
school
🎉🎉🎉
you did fail?
no
PogChamp
Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
Tell me what you gon' do to me
Confrontation ain't nothin' new to me
You can bring a bullet, bring a sword, bring a morgue
But you can't bring the truth to me
Fuck you and all your expectations
I don't even want your congratulations
I recognize your false confidence
And calculated promises all in your conversation
I hate people that feel entitled
Look at me crazy 'cause I ain't invite you
Oh, you important?
You the moral to the story? You endorsin'?
Mo.therfucker, I don't even like you
Corrupt a man's heart with a gift
That's how you find out who you dealin' with
A small percentage who I'm buildin' with
I want the credit if I'm losin' or I'm winnin'
On my momma, that's the realest shit
Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
Skin covered with ego
Get to talkin' like a end-forth, like a rebound
No control, no off switch
In the way that you bringin' me down
It's a turn on, get it away from me
Know you mean wrong, keep away from me
And it's all wrong, get it away from me, yeah
I just cry for no reason
I just pray for no reason
I just thank for the life, for the day
For the hours and another life breathin'
How did it all go to feel good?
You could live it all if you feel bad
Better live your life
We were runnin' out of time
Love, let's talk about love
Is it anything and everything you hoped for?
Or do the feeling haunt you?
I know the feeling haunt you
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
This may be the night that my dreams might let me know
All the stars are closer, all the stars are closer, all the stars are closer
[Intro: Famous Dex]
Hey yo, big bro, you fucking with that?
Ha, okay cool
That's my fucking brother right there, ya dig?
Dexter, ooh, huh (yeah, a-what)
[Verse 1: Famous Dex]
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, groove
Baby girl watch how you move (what)
I got them Vans on my shoes, ooh (I do)
I pop a pill and I lose, wait
Speed it up (speed)
Look at them diamonds, they eat it up (Eat)
Got me two bit.ches, I eat it up (You what?)
They thinkin' of wifing, deleting them (yeah)
A-wait, ooh (Dexter) pints in, call up Rocket, ooh (a-what)
My brother plug like a socket, ooh
Kick in this door, yeah I got it (yeah)
Open the safe, you can't lock it, ooh (a-what)
Sipping that Wok, yeah I go to the top
Buss on yo bitch like a Glock, ooh
She like to suck on my clock, ooh (yeah)
I get the money, don't stop
Dexter!
[Interlude 1: Famous Dex]
Hah, ya know what I'm saying?
Like I, I, I know you like this beat too
But you a fucking goofy though (fucking lame ass nig.ga)
A-wait, ooh
[Verse 2: Famous Dex]
Word around, word around, word around town (bitch)
I heard this boy was a clown, ooh (was a clown)
Swim in yo bitch once I drown, ooh (I do)
Calling my plug for the pound, wait
Odd Future, yeah it's right on my clothes
Bad bitch, yeah I watch her do coke (what)
Broke as hell, I used to sleep on the floor
I never do it no more, ooh (a-what)
Tellin' you broke it's no joke, ooh
I used to kick in that door (kick in that door)
Wait, now I'm selling out them shows
One on my wrist, Fendi right on my clothes, huh (what)
Hold on lil' mama you tweakin' (baby you tweakin')
A bad bitch, Puerto Rican (Puerto Rican, what)
I get her off molly, she geeking
Call up your friends, we'll be set for the weekend
Dexter!
[Interlude: Famous Dex]
Ya know what I'm sayin? Like, no no no
We can only chill for a weekend then you gotta go
Tell your friend too
I'm one of the prettiest moth.rfuc.kers you’ve ever seen
A-Dexter
[Verse 3: A$AP Rocky]
Order VLONE, color orange mango label
Rotary phone (whoo) in my old school Mercedes
Smoke OG Grown (whoo) when I'm Californicating
I got three phones, business, conversation, and relation
Hol' up, wait a sec', wait a min', wait a tic
Jacob my wrist, nothing was fake on my wrist
Four finger ring on my hand
Say what you say to my wrist, talk to the hand
Don't wanna resort to the hands
What the face say to the fist? (I'm Rick James, bitch!)
[Interlude: A$AP Rocky]
Hah, funny as shit, a fifth of the tab
Suck on her tits, go back to the pad
Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix
[Verse 4: A$AP Rocky]
Uhh, speed it up, speed it up, speed it up
Just did this track then I beat it up
Acne, my jacket from Sweden (huh)
My chicks don't exactly know English (what)
They ain't about that action of no beefing, ahh
I might as well go back to vegan (um)
My shit might go platinum first week (uh)
Play this shit back and repeat it (uh)
Word around, word of mouth, word around town
You the one doin' all the murder 'round town
Pullin' up, shootin', leave the burner downtown
Shoot it like the birdy 'cause they all fly south
Whippin', I'm whippin', I'm whippin' the wrists
I'm fucking your bitch and I'm up in your fridge
I only tell stories of tuckin' in kids
So how in the fuck can they fuck with the kid?
[Outro: A$AP Rocky]
Hah, funny as shit, I was missing a bit
I'm back in my bag, back to the pad
Watched "Dexter's Lab" on the 'Flix
There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head
Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
I'm now 59 mmr away from reaching 3k, and I'm now really starting to see the skill level rise and the game change. I've been playing alot of viper in recent patches and one of the reasons I enjoy playing the hero is his capability to completely dominate a 1v1 mid matchup which happens frequently in low level pubs. But as I've gotten nearer and nearer to 3k that has changed, I rarely play a game without getting rotated on at least twice in the laning phase and I'm seeing myself start to lose alot of my lanes. What are some tips you guys have for helping out my early laning stage.
viper is no longer the lvl 1 and 2 lane dominator for me
you need to either be ahead of the mid by a level or hope they execute the gank poorly as they often do
this happens a lot for me when i play viper tho so i end up turning a decent amt of ganks
yeah, in general the hero is way weaker than he used to be, especially at low levels. I think the only reason his winrate didn't dramatically fall like I originally predicted was because having break allowed the hero to be extremely effective against certain heroes. The hero now just feels really weak until at least two items but isn't good at farming and can struggle to survive early fights and so often I feel like i get behind and I'm trying to play catchup. It also feels like the hero has to many problems that you have to solve with items. He needs health and armor along with mobility and mana regen. And on top of this the heroes scaling is lackluster until he hits a massive powerspike at 25 with an extra 120 damage. It just feels like icefrog completely screwed up the heroes power curve and left the hero in an awkward spot where he doesn't really know what to be.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3724423064
please tell me this match is winnable
jesus fucking christ
i get teammates thinking jungle enigma is still viable, that picking timber into a shaman lane is viable, that drow is good vs a highly aggressive lineup
i dont understand
and yet the enemy team has their resident support "im gonna fuck every lanes ass" players
nice
1. Es braust ein Ruf wie Donnerhall,
Wie Schwertgeklirr und Wogenprall:
Zum Rhein, zum Rhein, zum deutschen Rhein,
Wer will des Stromes Hüter sein?
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
2. Durch hunderttausend zuckt es schnell,
Und aller Augen blitzen hell;
Der deutsche Jüngling, fromm und stark,
Beschirmt die heil'ge Landesmark.
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
3. Er blickt hinauf in Himmels Au'n,
Wo Heldengeister niederschau'n,
Und schwört mit stolzer Kampfeslust:
Du Rhein bleibst deutsch, wie meine Brust!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
4. So lang ein Tropfen Blut noch glüht,
Noch eine Faust den Degen zieht,
Und noch ein Arm die Büchse spannt,
Betritt kein Feind hier deinen Strand!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :|
5. Und ob mein Herz im Tode bricht,
Wirst du doch drum ein Welscher nicht,
Reich, wie an Wasser deine Flut,
Ist Deutschland ja an Heldenblut!
|: Lieb' Vaterland, magst ruhig sein, :|
|: Fest steht und treu die Wacht am Rhein! :
wrong thread
florian are we playing today
The deadest board.
OMEGALUL verwatch
who did it better? 🤔
neither
here's something you fegs will liek
to the mod that banned me(+permad myalt apparently) for 3 days for a picture with the word "rape" in it - ure a hero
lol
sickest patch since 7.00
years ago i was at a rave in Toronto. We were devouring psychedelics and coke all day. I probably had a gram of MDMA to myself during the day plus 2 hits of acid and a couple grams of blow. We left the rave early because the girls we went with wanted to go to a party.
So we went back to the hotel and i snorted a half gram line of coke and drank 12 beers. Then i took another hit of acid and smoked a couple bong rips. We asked the girls where the party is. They tell us a gay bar. Now, I'm not homophobic at all (some of my previous post titles prove this) but for some reason, maybe because of the drugs, i started to worry for my butthole. Its never been in a gay bar before. Will it gape? Will it tighten up so hard it bleeds? I knew my butthole would be confused or scared in this situation so i decided to find a way to protect it.
Me and a buddy go to a dollar store across the street from the hotel. We find some duct tape. I put 2 to 3 pieces over my butthole. Then I felt comfortable enough to go to the gay bar. I didn't want to go to this gay bar but these girls did and i wanted to fuck them afterwards so i went.
Inside the gay bar, it was actually pretty fucking wild. Coke was everywhere, pretty sure some people were smoking crack i could smell it. So we go up to the bar and have a few shots. Then, i had the urge to shit. At this point im so high on the drugs i forgot i duct taped my butthole shut. So i start pooping and nothing dropped. I tripped a bit then i remembered. I tried to take it off fast but i forgot about how much hair is around my butthole. I yelped in pain but then i laughed. After i shit i tripped because i flushed the duct tape down the toilet. Now my butthole was exposed. Then i left the bathroom and a gay guy came up to me and asked me if i wanted a hit of meth. I said yes immediately but then i got terrified because i thought he was seducing me with meth to get to my butthole. But i ended up hitting the meth pipe and having a great time. My butthole went unscathed once again.
Moral of the story, gay bars are kind of fun.
^already read it
Post the Caillou pr0n one
is there an option in dota to completely restrain myself from talking? i've become overly toxic recently
you can unbind your enter key
You better post pictures of naked cat people next time, loser.
bek for anotha day
I want that minute of my life back.
somebody posted this in my unis meme group, but i dont get it
anybody doES ?=
Same shit as your political memes.