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        1000 calories for 4€ = gud?

        quity

          fuck off with your stolen memes

          the realm's delight

            did they change xp gains or what the fuck how can u be lvl 16 at 17 mins

            quity

              yes     

              arin

                Programming is kill

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                  programming is easy, l2p

                  ywn

                    They didn't really change experience gains that much it's just that levels scale linearly now like b4 lvl 11 was 600 and lvl 12 was 2200 now it increases by same amount every level

                    the realm's delight

                      ooh i see

                      arin

                        havent noticed that at all thanks

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                          I decide to play a game of Dota instead of studying, because I'm retarded, and I get three feeders in one game. Brilliant.

                          jo~


                            thx arin

                            the realm's delight

                              ayy lmao anthem

                              Johnny Rico

                                There used to be a time when workers and managers didn’t have a hostile relationship. Master and chattel worked together to bring prosperity to the land. Slaves served their drivers out of love, and masters provided their slaves with everything they needed, treating them just like their own children. Implementing slavery would bring harmony to the labor process, and it would guarantee job security too.

                                arin

                                  what the fuck
                                  two bigass fans on the gpu and it's still pretty hot, froze twice in a row with witcher 2 on max

                                  Johnny Rico

                                    Disable the extreme things, like ssao, and other shit.

                                    arin

                                      heck no only thing im turning off is ubersampling

                                      arin

                                        pretty sure that the fans are spinning on like half speed

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                                          im sure dis gonna b awesome

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                                            Johnny Rico

                                              there are settings like Hairworks and HBAO+, that even on top cards have perfomance problems.

                                              jo~

                                                I considered having sex with a dog cadaver that died outside my window but sadly the janitor threw it away before I could go out and get it at night.
                                                Anyway get a female dog that is at heat. They become sexually mature after 8-18 months depending on the breed. Before her first heat, I would recommend a minimum of sexual activity. You will notice that the entrance to her vagina is a 'Y' shape. The tail of the 'Y' points toward her front, and that is where her clitoris is. The lips are coated with a fine velvety fur. Don't stimulate her clit yet. Once her heat starts lock her up and don't let her get away so she isn't mated by other dogs. Comfort her and be a friend to her. During the early stages of her first heat, the dogs may become depressed, or even frightened by the sudden changes in her. After the first bleeding stops, her vagina entrance will have enlarged quite significantly. She may actively invite you to sex by turning her rump toward you, and flicking her tail aside every time you catch her eye. In other words, she is now horny, and it is up to you to relieve her.
                                                Get naked. All the better to use you whole body in the act. Work with her as though she were human. That is, spend time caressing her, hugging her. Play with her nipples, which will have become larger and more sensitive with her heat. Arouse her as much as you can. When she is really turned on, her vagina will be well lubricated, and she will almost be begging you to make her cum. The best way to do this is to use one or two fingers. If you are a male, do NOT try inserting your dick into her unless she is one of the Giant Breeds, (or you have an exceptionally small dick). If you hurt her, she may become frightened of you, and will not enjoy the sex.
                                                Move around behind her and insert one finger gently into her, slowly. If she isn't wet enough, use saliva or KY jelly. Don't use mineral oils or anything that isn't used for human sex. As your knuckle brushes past her clitoris, it is likely she will sharply hump her hips downward. This is normal. Slowly withdraw your finger, and repeat. She should start humping up and down on your finger quite strongly. Keep in time to her movements, pushing up as she humps down. Use your other hand to caress her nipples and stomach. She will cum fairly quickly and easily. You can tell when she is, as you will feel her vaginal muscles squeezing on your finger and she will start convulsively licking her lips. Try to sustain her pleasure for as long as you can; play with her clitoris. Generally treat her as you would a lover.
                                                If your dog is one of the Giant breeds, and you are male, by all means screw her. Highly recommended in fact. She will hump your dick as readily as she will hump your finger. Crouch behind her (or have her stand on a slightly raised platform) and guide your dick into her with one hand. Her tail will probably get in the way, so you will probably have to drape it over one of your legs. Use your other hand on her hip to steady yourself. When you have your dick firmly in her, you can grasp her hips with both hands and thrust into her. Savor that warm tight pussy. I advise to bring her to orgasm by hand first, and then screw her afterwards, otherwise they tend to hump on your dick, and you will often fall out of her. Feel free to cum inside her. You will enjoy it immensely, and it is impossible to get her pregnant on human semen.
                                                Don't feel constrained to wait for her next season for sex. Between heats, she will still be receptive to sex, but you may find she is a bit tighter. You will probably have difficulty inserting your penis fully into her. Don't force it; you don't ever want to hurt her, betraying her trust in you. Dogs aren't built for missionary style. If you try that be prepared for frustration. It is hard from what I heard to enter them from that angle.

                                                arin

                                                  there are settings like Hairworks and HBAO+, that even on top cards have perfomance problems.

                                                  i don't have performance problems i have (maybe) heat problems
                                                  i can run it on minimum 100 fps easily

                                                  ywn

                                                    waifu voice Kreygasm

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                                                      just fuck this forum "contains offensive language or a banned term"

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                                                        lmao XD

                                                        ywn

                                                          if u write something in her chat she reads it out loud rofl

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                                                            RIP

                                                            I wrote "can u pretend like ur having an orgasm, I would like to fap to ur voice" ROFL

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                                                              thats a typical girl stream, u know? everybody begs for attention and sucks the streamers cock

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                                                                lmao

                                                                ywn

                                                                  i wrote: "As a wise boy once said: "Dicks out boys"" and she read it ROFL

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                                                                    "PLEASE NOTICE AND MARRY ME :))) OR MOD ME :)))"

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                                                                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nvm I will get unbanned very soon xD

                                                                      You are permanently banned from talking in lheay.

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                                                                        her voice is weird as fuck wtf

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                                                                          ur pic is very weird too

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                                                                            i certainly won't click this, but you can if you like

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                                                                            ywn

                                                                              Jebaited

                                                                              ywn

                                                                                u gonn get banned again? LUL

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                                                                                  someone click this link in school

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                                                                                    i dont know, whats in it?

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                                                                                      wtf how can u msg someone on twitch now?!?!?!? I want to get unbanned but this shit is changed so much it's hard to find it

                                                                                      quity


                                                                                        todays the day of anime OP parodies

                                                                                        quity

                                                                                          the realm's delight

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                                                                                            Yoshi

                                                                                              nice bitch voice btw

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