General DiscussionRetiring dotka

u mean "hole", right?
u can masturbate, masturbate a lot

You can try doing productive stuff, like opening a small business or studying for something if you haven't already.

If you are too lazy, just plau something else, CS:GO for example.

If all else fails, masturbate.

Honestly anything is better. My happiest 3 months after the point I discovered dota was the 3 months in USA when i was studying and didn't open steam.

came back, 7 game loss streak deleted it and literally felt this weight leave my body, like I was truly free from gabens clutches.

i started masturbating 3 times a day until it got really painful
i recommend doing some kind of sports u like

do something u really like and are actually good at.

^i dont recommend this as im really good at masturbating
for everything else yes

rofl, fapping is maybe not the ideal way - that shit gets u addicted

i went down to 2 times per day, more is hurting. also try to do more than 2 hour break between them if possible

Why do people suggest masturbate? It doesn't help u from being a useless person masturbating for 5minutes. You could take some drugs so u could go on for hours, but I can assure u its not better than dotadrug

LMAO ;MA OAL MAO XddDddxddxd

masturbating is free though

I masturbated 8 times an hour, and yes its working!

Also sold all my arcana and bought tons of new games? Pretty dope

why are you quitting? :(

Cus first i need to do my last year college and get my engineer degree stuff

Second im waiting for brew to get buffes

Third im sick of Pignoys and Indogs in every game making me lose 400 mmr so yeah im taking a break

read books

bead rooks

u mean play chess?

Actually do revision / assignments. I didn't do a minute revision for my exams last year. Wasn't a good move.

u can do kissing pranks, ez moeny

since theres few better things then doto, trust me nothing is as balanced