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General DiscussionWhy are Americans bad at dota?

Why are Americans bad at dota? in General Discussion
SirSwirll

    Can anyone tell me why?

    Because they are bad at Defending towers!!

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    my wife is fat

      what happens when you dump a bunch of prisoners on an island?

      ello mate...

      ASSESS Product

        Idk about dota, but i know for sure they bad in chess.

        Itoro

          too much processed foods

          and also illuminati has managed to dump down most of its citizens

          Chadzpyre

            +1 for 9/11 joke, too bad everyone else goes str8 to NA dota shit-talking

            Pale Mannie

              they play more on consoles than on pc

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                kitrak is the worst american player :)

                ASSESS Product

                  How to avoid your car being steal in america? Just drive manual.

                  Frency

                    I play in the American server --> I assume all the players who play there, are american --> my four team mates don't know (from my personal point of view) how to defend all the towers --> every single american player is bad at dota.

                    I love so much this logic.

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                    Livin' Real Good

                      I thought Europe west was easier to win in, that's what it felt like anyways.

                      lm ao

                        Reminder that OP isnt even legitimate to represent EU

                        Soultrap

                          And Germans are good at clearing camp stacks...

                          Azryel

                            Nice jokes Sir Swirl, Yorkey and Soultrap. Its ridiculous how most people just read the title and started spewing shit.

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                              Cuz they have no SWAG

                              Pale Mannie

                                @Soultrap
                                Im german and i laughed

                                keeNe-

                                  most of them simply play cs go more
                                  that's all

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                                  King of Low Prio

                                    thread is done Soultrap won

                                    Swap Commends

                                      +
                                      They think & play too much safe.Even the adults part are retarded as 10 yo

                                      wiernein

                                        Hello from Russia, my american friends

                                        Whoregasm

                                          i play NA servers cuz im american and im in more matches with peruvians than amercans...

                                          Dire Wolf

                                            And the french run away from every team fight, the arabs afk until techies suicide squad is off cooldown, the dutch and jews hoard all their reliable gold and won't buy items, the swiss prefer to kill neutrals only and won't engage, and the mexicans are too busy crossing the river to defend their t1s.

                                            har har, we done now?

                                            ASSESS Product

                                              How to win against japan team? Use gyro ulti.

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                                                SAVAGE

                                                Frency

                                                  And the italian spam Zeus because he reminds them the "IT'S A-ME, MARIO!!!" xD

                                                  Melancholy LSD

                                                    Us east actually has significantly higher average mmr than us west servers because Peruvians mostly stick on west. And Peruvians have 3rd lowest MMR average world wide. KEK

                                                    Pale Mannie

                                                      How to win against japan team? Use gyro ulti.

                                                      REFRESHER TIME

                                                      Eternal Meow

                                                        Because they are usually eating cheeseburgers and pizza with one hand while playing.

                                                        jus chillen

                                                          are you an American or an American't ???

                                                          Chadzpyre

                                                            Germans are good at clearing camps hue hue, sucks that Sweden is always playing as neutrals.

                                                            Also number of US players is lower than EU by quite a bit, so less chance to have more 8k players, but im 99% sure that bullshit about 6k EU = 8k NA is completely false.

                                                            Moses

                                                              oh nice some holocaust jokes very funny......not

                                                              Falafelcopter

                                                                Because we spend more time working and doing things productive, as opposed to sitting at an internet cafe and spamming bloodseeker.

                                                                SirSwirll

                                                                  I'm from Australia not South East Asia ^

                                                                  (working and things productive) kek

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                                                                  N4tticus

                                                                    Guys its a 9/11 joke. He's not actually claiming all Americans are bad :p

                                                                    Falafelcopter

                                                                      At least he's not denying the noobseeker spam, or the internet cafe

                                                                      Filthy

                                                                        That gyro copter one was pretty clever .

                                                                        Illyasviel

                                                                          whutface

                                                                          SirSwirll

                                                                            @Sancho I have played 42 games in the past 12 months with blood! I wouldn't call that spam anymore. Also I said I was from Australia, we don't use Internet Cafe, South East Asia does

                                                                            SirSwirll

                                                                              2% of all my games in the past year have been with bloodseeker

                                                                              pappaapappa

                                                                                NA dota players noone like each other.
                                                                                Too much trash talking, raging n tilting. EU are way better

                                                                                Magbalugtong Jr.

                                                                                  If you are having troubles in NA, always think that SEA is far more worst XD be thankful i guess? haha

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                                                                                    In SEA, its like 5% you can find teammate that can actually communicate in english. I hate playing in evening or night bcoz i know a lot of kid will play that time. (the worse one are playing in internet cafe that wont turn off fcking mic).

                                                                                    Sand1

                                                                                      SEA isn't that bad.
                                                                                      There is just low communication, or communication in some bullshit language & noob xyz and report xyz (most common English words) every game.

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                                                                                      SirSwirll

                                                                                        They don't ever connect or they disconnect with that Cafe internet always expiring

                                                                                        Music

                                                                                          Cuz they are fat

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                                                                                            i for one enjoyed the holocaust jokes.

                                                                                            >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                                                              Because Dota doesn't have a Mexico server yet for all the mexicans queuing in US West/East

                                                                                              J-Man

                                                                                                I agree. I play with more Mexicans and Peruvians than I do Americans in 3k games that I played doto

                                                                                                >tfw no gamer girl peeing gf

                                                                                                  Much agreed.

                                                                                                  And this topic deserves to live since the op joke and Look at me. I'm captain now's joke are top tier

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