What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Lmfao Spunki I've been looking ages for that gif, couldn't find it anywhere finally someone posted it.
Yes I'm fat
Whatever
I'm not a sensitive american feminist shithead saying real women has curves and shit
My belly is fat,
And my brain has delay,
U guessed it right,
Im from NA.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
Harambe is dead
And so you are u
The problem is im too skinny, no matter how much i ate everyday im not gaining any weight. Wtf is happening with my body.
Wtf is 6ft and wtf 175 pounds???
Im like 6,5 ft tall and got 230 pounds.
Im Not FAT at all.
Lol, i'm a sea guy man, im pretty tall compared to my countrymen. Beside im broke af to afford the gym lifestyle
Per favore Accedi per inviare commenti.
do u even lift?