Daddy whatever you do don't rape anyone. Whenever I talk to you i can feel a warmth under my butt, and a shadow of two hands dancing across my body, caressing me as if I was a lover.
I think it's your thirstiness that is so strong, it has a physical manifestation.
No rape honestly is the most disgusting thing. I love ass so much i cant see anyone harming one in such a way. Women r sexy so they deserve respect. I bet that rapist cant grow an nice ass.
I wud but its my main lol. I can give u the account but if my other friends ask to party or some shit tell em ur a dbuff dude using the account since i cant.
Like u cud give me ur email or something and i can send the shit to u, but im not a 100% sure on the password so ill give u some options and u try em out. Plis dont be a scam.
So my initial thought foe soruq was something like this:
Agi hero
Stats are arbitrary im not valve they can be balanced to whatever is needed
Q: Rapid Fire:
Lowers BAT to 0.5 for the next 3/4/5/6 attacks
Lowers damage by 15/10/5/0 percent for those attacks. The cooldown is reduced by 50% if an enemy hero is killed by you while the buff is active.
Mana cost: 50
Cooldown: 6
W: Disabling Strike: There is a 20/25/30/35 percent chance to deal 15/20/25/30 bonus physical damage and root, disarm, and silence the enemy for 0.2/0.4/0.6/0.8 seconds
E: Concussive Blast: area target nuke in a 100/150/200/250 radius at 500 range, dealing 80/160/240/320 magical damage, gives flying true sight in the aoe, silences for 2/2.5/3/3.5 seconds, and slows turn rate by 70 percent
Mana Cost: 175/150/125/100
Cooldown: 14
R: Shuriken Flurry: Throws an auto-attack at every enemy in a 500 radius aoe, with 45/60/75/90 bonus damage, bashing the targets for 1.2/1.4/1.6/1.8 seconds applying all orb effects and attack modifiers to the targets
Mana Cost: 200/220/240/260
Cooldown: 60
Alright let me recall. I asked about 12 girls this year and i got friendzone 12 times. My ears are so used to hearing " I don't think of you that way but we can still become friends tho".
n0pe
Lol kyle cucked
Adv merry christmas south east asian returds
If i get to bang i wud fucking collapse in happiness. Im too thirsty for my own good. And btw alice i perfectly feel ur pain.
What the fuck are all these SEAtards doing, chatting up until 3 in the morning.
Well it was afternoon for me soooo
Oh Amerikunt right here.
Anyways Daddy did you deal with your mid-life crisis? Funny thing you haven't even gotten to the middle of your life yet you are already so anxious.
I was just whining. Sometimes i have rlly deep thoughts but the rest of the time im an animalistic thirsty bastard
You horny murican boi
Daddy whatever you do don't rape anyone. Whenever I talk to you i can feel a warmth under my butt, and a shadow of two hands dancing across my body, caressing me as if I was a lover.
I think it's your thirstiness that is so strong, it has a physical manifestation.
No rape honestly is the most disgusting thing. I love ass so much i cant see anyone harming one in such a way. Women r sexy so they deserve respect. I bet that rapist cant grow an nice ass.
Im not as horny anymore, the complete mind invasion of booty has ended. It felt rlly weird
hey guys can anyone give me a 1k account
I wanna play carry there LUL
I wud but its my main lol. I can give u the account but if my other friends ask to party or some shit tell em ur a dbuff dude using the account since i cant.
Like u cud give me ur email or something and i can send the shit to u, but im not a 100% sure on the password so ill give u some options and u try em out. Plis dont be a scam.
i can clement, but im not sure if its lpq, im gonna pm it to you now
Good daddy is my account bitch
thanks alice
So my initial thought foe soruq was something like this:
Agi hero
Stats are arbitrary im not valve they can be balanced to whatever is needed
Q: Rapid Fire:
Lowers BAT to 0.5 for the next 3/4/5/6 attacks
Lowers damage by 15/10/5/0 percent for those attacks. The cooldown is reduced by 50% if an enemy hero is killed by you while the buff is active.
Mana cost: 50
Cooldown: 6
W: Disabling Strike: There is a 20/25/30/35 percent chance to deal 15/20/25/30 bonus physical damage and root, disarm, and silence the enemy for 0.2/0.4/0.6/0.8 seconds
E: Concussive Blast: area target nuke in a 100/150/200/250 radius at 500 range, dealing 80/160/240/320 magical damage, gives flying true sight in the aoe, silences for 2/2.5/3/3.5 seconds, and slows turn rate by 70 percent
Mana Cost: 175/150/125/100
Cooldown: 14
R: Shuriken Flurry: Throws an auto-attack at every enemy in a 500 radius aoe, with 45/60/75/90 bonus damage, bashing the targets for 1.2/1.4/1.6/1.8 seconds applying all orb effects and attack modifiers to the targets
Mana Cost: 200/220/240/260
Cooldown: 60
Not sure if I figured 3k out or there are more retards playing in holiday season
That post took me half an hour man
I will reach 4k before 2020 to make Kelly proud
I guess it's possible for me to reach 3200 before new year
Is seatard deadened?
Ofc not
Apoo cen u taech me hao to pley tonker
Also cen u chaeng lightbulb?
Seatard was always dead.
You have been visited by the lightning fast 8 legged DDR puppr. 400 apm will be yours this year only if you comment "AMAZN DANCN OCTOPUPPR".
AMAZN DANCN OCTOPURR
I hate techies now
Playing DDR with 1x speed is cancer
Last Christmas, alone in Manila. This Christmas, home alone in Iloilo.
Time to set up traps for burglars. 🔒
Any news about renshin?
Not a word. Or perhaps he might have messaged me on steam but I couldn't open it from my phone. Let me check
Online 17 hours ago, nothing.
Dead but not deadened
Forgotten but not forgotten
Renshin our heroe our saviur never forget never kill
So few more hours till Christmas day. I'm stuck here home alone watching Christmas movies.
Ahahaha im stuck here alone with christmas laundry
FeelsAloneMan. God why are all the movies about Christmas romance bullshit.
Cis they want to torture lonely ppl like us. It the festival of not lonely ppl bois
Why are you still watching them, then
@apoo
Tell me at least one lonely festival pls
Alright let me recall. I asked about 12 girls this year and i got friendzone 12 times. My ears are so used to hearing " I don't think of you that way but we can still become friends tho".
Ah my life in a nutshell
@bryant valentines day
Imma go pm may a random merry christmas rn. Wish me luck boise
Those movies help to fill my delusional mind with thoughts of having someone that actually likes me( excluding my family)
Loves*
At least you have a family xd
Hey thats a good idea doge. At least we can make everybody feel happy
Dotabuff Christmas Challenge.
Say "Happy Christmas" to everyone in your friend list.
The last positive thing i do for this year