General DiscussionDota Jokes

um last time i read bws's comment the only thing i noted that appear on the mods' radar is the word "nig"

you're right except about the stealing stuff part

Dendi: tried to change my password to secret. Facebook said its too weak.

may the lord forgive your sins

Yo mama so ugly bane gets nightmares of her

Yo mama so fat it can't fit inside a void chronosphere

Chuck Norris can move his faceless void when the game is paused

Chuck Norris can walk through an enemy black hole with any hero

Yo mama so fat her belly is always at both fountains at the same time

IM LOLING RN so fun putanginamo

Remember when smurfing was done to wreck scrubs?
Dotabuff community doesn't

Enemy win the game at 60 minute mark then say ez game.

2k slark pickers

1k MMR but plays like a 4k

ur mom is so ugly omniknight had to repel himself to look at her
ur mom is so ugly when pudge saw her he said damn ur ugly

Yo mama so fat Tiny broke his arm trying to toss her

Yo mama so fat not even Io can relocate her

What do you call a 9k that carried a 1k team?

A Miracle.

What is Axe's favorite way of communicating?

tAXEting

I am 1k but I deserve 4k
so I created a new account and went to dotabuff to ask for MMR predictions and ways to cheat to VHS
I am not shit
my team drags me down
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Arteezy has high winrate with void because he farms fast with him, he bashes every single creep while he never bashes heroes

Why does Axe smell good?

Because he uses AXE

Yo mama so fat not even Cloud9 can throw her

Yo mama so fat when bloodseeker ruptured her, gravy came out

Yo mama so fat she can farm all 3 lanes at the same time

Yo mama so fat when pudge dismembered her, he lost health

yo momma so fat, her whole body produces more gravity than enigma's black hole

Yo momma so fat she blocks jungle camps in the whole map from spawning

yo mama so fat even outworld devourer can't devour her