imagine losing to two OD's in a row who just steam roll your mid and there's nothing you can do about it because you accidentally picked troll instead of ursa and the second game you just fell back to your default hero of viper and went offlane and then your mid sf went straight mkb to counter the pa. Despite the fact that sf is squishy as fuck and your offlane viper is already 4 levels ahead of the pa at 10 min.
Dude every time I play against a pa my fucking retard teammates r like "where is ur mkb"
Meanwhile I need a linkens and an armor item and a blink dagger or whatever it might be
Sometimes you win your carry AM's lane and get him 4-5 kills, but the second you leave him he feeds the solo offlane ES nonstop the rest of the match while every other one of your lane loses.
Shit's the worst, every lane just loses and the team decides the best course of action is to have everybody split up and farm neutrals and waiting to get picked off one by one.
The amount of salty throw item destroyers are on the rise in my games. Im nearly into the 3k trench and Suddenly I've got junglers, griefers and stupid picks like offlane Blood or viper...
Hantard the tsundere always worried about us blue stars. You'll crawl back to 5k eventually, even though you've played like 600 matches more than me already.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3498985424
support pugna, mid and wr arguing for mid so drow decides to go "IDC" mode and goes afk jungle, while some kid against me lastpicks meepo
what the hell
Sounds like my average game alright
not even in my dreams i'd imagine winning a game with pugna
especially under these conditions
[Developer] behavior_score: C
i am on the case
[Developer] behavior_score: Normal
winstreak :O
im ok with this
Dota feels like a boring chore again
Still no progress, consistently stuck in 5.1k for weeks now.
ever since i started playing 4-5 man stack unranked with my irl friend and his noob friends dota feels fun again
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/319627113
i dced before horn, a teammate with a grudge fed me down mid and unpaused
we won
but my behavior score is still C? hello valve?
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3502307784
i sure love it when games that can take 40 mins take 80 mins because people like to throw/get mad and afk splitpush
imagine if u lost to aw who bought skadi instead of bloodthorn
imagine losing to two OD's in a row who just steam roll your mid and there's nothing you can do about it because you accidentally picked troll instead of ursa and the second game you just fell back to your default hero of viper and went offlane and then your mid sf went straight mkb to counter the pa. Despite the fact that sf is squishy as fuck and your offlane viper is already 4 levels ahead of the pa at 10 min.
I'm still 1.5k sir
Knowing that you singlehandedly lost a game which is already in the bag because of one fatal mistake in the lategame is depressing
Dude every time I play against a pa my fucking retard teammates r like "where is ur mkb"
Meanwhile I need a linkens and an armor item and a blink dagger or whatever it might be
Also jd puck LUL
Also daddy supporting GIGALUL
Sometimes you win your carry AM's lane and get him 4-5 kills, but the second you leave him he feeds the solo offlane ES nonstop the rest of the match while every other one of your lane loses.
Shit's the worst, every lane just loses and the team decides the best course of action is to have everybody split up and farm neutrals and waiting to get picked off one by one.
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3503030710
enemy team so fkn pma tryhard..
normal 5ks would be running down mid at 15 min
i love trying to play bloodseeker against ck, sven, and troll at 45 minutes
how dont u shit on them by 20 min
^this
Also jdf 6k again hype
2 creep cutters (am & np) plus oneshotting the wave with ball lightning
we were very far ahead all game and got mid rax extremely early, thye just made the game last anohter 10 minutes by playing their heroes
wait i thought he said broodmother
nvm
that also means that EVERY GAME IS LOSEABLE
They placed me BH mid against tinker
I asked sniper to come mid and pudge comes instead
??????????
My BS is n o r m a l now god bless
invo not banned and team still having brain
is this real life ???
Getting matched up with actual account buyers with a 34% winrate
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/116084186/matches?date=3month&enhance=overview
Since that BS system change I've lost 600 mmr.
The amount of salty throw item destroyers are on the rise in my games. Im nearly into the 3k trench and Suddenly I've got junglers, griefers and stupid picks like offlane Blood or viper...
oh man. I'm taking a week off
I'm still 1.5k haHAA
I swear to fucking god if I get another carry weaver on my team.
carry weavers fuckin great dude
Dont lose too many games potard or else u wont have ur precious blue star anymore.
Hantard the tsundere always worried about us blue stars. You'll crawl back to 5k eventually, even though you've played like 600 matches more than me already.
after climbing from 2.3 to 3.2k, i've finally reached the mmr range where i have 2-3 smurfs with low 40% ranked winrate in my team every game
gg im out until every new account has to climb from
1k
pick ursa bruh
last 3k game i went ursa mid and got trilaned, still went 24/1 ez pz
nah man this shit game isnt fun
only retards with 4000 games still picking slardar offlane from 2015, or smurfs with 40% ranked winrate on their way to 1k
Just do dank shit like MoM sf
Try out memes
It refreshes the game
i should try MoM sf sometime
sounds fun
Can confirm weaver and ursa are great heroes
Bruh the real smurffest starts at 3.4k
Iirc I got through 3.4-3.6 by playing pos 4 and telling scrubs what to do
Meepo cancer bracket starts around 4k
Cant complain if ure a smuef urself
ez one mmr