Anything that has "increased Vacuum's cooldown by 1"
Not true anymore of course, but used to be so easy to fool people into thinking those fake patch notes were real, just by adding this one bit
That was kind of a running gag by making patch notes believable by adding a nerf to dark seer
Siege Creeps now give 125 and 75 gold to each other - lmao
Shapeshift now grants all units under your control 800 flying vision attack and move slow and disables passives - this would be the most op thing ive ever seen lol
Beastmaster:
Replaced Respawn Talent: +20% XP Gain (Level 25) - xp talent on 25 lvl xd
Slark
Intelligence gain reduced by 100
Cannot be sold, must be consumed
rip cannot sell fish xd
"Added a new pathway to the center of the Wild now also provides permanent Spirit Breaker"
"Golems can no longer ignores units that attack the target rather than when you are in a match, so Steam should not patch the game. Steam never downloads updates to the Sun to be reborn together." lmao
I remember seeing one about Kunkka's aghs(before it was released), it was called "Admiral's Rhum" or something like that, then it had some crazy interaction with bottle. XD
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I remember seeing those joke posts which had those fake patch notes and remeber getting a giggle out of them. I want to hear your funniest fake patch notes. Try to be as creative as possibe while sounding like actual patch notes. And be as absurd as possible.