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Hello, they fixed calibration so you cant fail it anymore, you dont get retarded amount of MMR anymore its literally like playing 10 ranked games so chill.
curse weakens?
I may have a chance!
but too small means
low value
my mind goes insane
I cried
Now I am depressed
what should I do, what should I do
For I need something to do!
Thanks, but fixing it means lowering the mmr increase? Back to grind once again!
still 3-2 and I'm too scared to play.
the trench never ends
when you support your carry can't last hit,
but all you do is ward and don't get no commends
buying no regen and trying to trade hits,
1 12 on a rubick with no good steals,
sitting far back and calling 'end'.
next game calling mid and first picking
two tangoes one ward but they ain't got no respect
two enemy supports in my lane so fucking
stupid, dive me but what can i do i'm just a spec
don't need no counter rotations im a legend in the making.
can't decide on a strat, can't adapt
maybe i'm just a cuck and i'm just bad
my teammates are trash no doubt,
but you fail to punish the enemy junglers, which is just sad.
Per favore Accedi per inviare commenti.
Cursed as always
Either maintain or decrease
Wont let me get high mmr
Will always give me dumb allies
But gives smart enemies
My hero counterpicked while-
Enemy doesnt get any counterpicks
I may counterpick
But that puts me into uncomfortable zone
To lose the game...
Currently 3-2
What will happen to me
Dumb teammates
Throwers and griefers
Dcs and other issues
Oh help me
For this is my chance to escape
I proved myself worthy
To be in higher bracket
Spamming and boosting
Seems ineffective
Play carry when u got dumb supp
Play supp when u got dumb carry
Spectre and clinkz
Doesnt seem to work
Zeus and visage
But they took mid..
Always adjust, always adjust
Just made the situation worse
Oh help me
Oh help me
Lift me up
By breaking this curse
Not a noob here
Commends flooding me
Friends in high mmr
Wants to play with me
I rly dont know why I did this but this is my life in dota. This is obviously a curse. Now I am here crying for I may fail this calibration once again :(
EDIT: oh I just finished recalibrating and most of these were actually true. score of 5-5 and gained 1 mmr.