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General DiscussionWhy can't get VHS in this smurf?

Why can't get VHS in this smurf? in General Discussion
anon inu

    Hey guys, i've been trying to get at least vhs in this smurf but doesn't matter how much i get kills in every game i'm continously being placed with crusaders and archons in normal skill bracket, fuck off valve... for some context, im smurfing cuz my main is in 6k conduct summary and is impossible to gain, is literally a forever low priority in that behavior, and even if i only got reported 1 time my conduct just gain 200 lmao, my main is actually dead, ty valve...

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      Slim Shady

        6k conduct lmao, you must be one dumb piece of shit not to be able to behave yourself somewhat normal, thats all it takes to get 10k

        anon inu

          Ultraman(W33D) EVEN IF I DON'T GET REPORTED IN 15 MATCHES I'LL GAIN 200-400 BEHAVIOR SCORE, OTHERWISE IF I ONLY TAKE 4 REPORTS MY CONDUCT FALL 800, FUCK OFF SERIOUSLY, TIME TO GRIND A NEW ACCOUNT

          Slim Shady

            ^ You are the definition of a lifeless waste of space, how about you try to get a job or start a family instead of wasting your pathethic valueless life creating dota 2 accounts and smurfing bellow your own rank. You do realize being a smurf is the same as being a big boy irl bullying little kids ? Pathethic virgin loser lmao

            dasdasdas

              haahahahaha

              anon inu

                Ultraman(W33D) lmao dude, you must have some mental illness if you can't understand my arguments to do a new account, IM ACTUALLY BEING FORCED TO DO THIS

                xd

                  Reading how you reply, I can see why your behaviour score is a measly 6k. Once your smurf account gets to "higher" (probably 1k) mmr and people start stomping you again, your BS will fall back to 6k again. that's just you, don't blame valve.

                  anon inu

                    xd nah, i was 2 years without playing and lost 2k mmr from 4.3k to 2.2k feeding and trolling but now i'm determined to play tryhard and i found is literally hell and impossible to get out of the bs, believe me if you were in mi situation you will do the same like me, so im thinking that valve flagged my main account into a shadow pool or something like that, im very tryhard when i play ranked, in this smurf i have 10-9k bs easy, even if i get reported 4 times in 15 matches my bs keep incresing... valve is a joke, they are trying to do a BEAVIOR MATCHMAKING, instead focus in your skill ability, that's why there are too many smurfs, i bet all those are in similar situation like me...
                    Valve you can suck my dick and gaben grab my balls

                    N00BZOR

                      WHO CARES !!!!!

                      Stylish

                        bro, how could you get to vhs when you are on normal skill and still keep on losing.

                        anon inu

                          Goodkid i don't know sincerely, i remember a few years ago i did a smurf and calibrated 4.2k with 35% winrate but my gpm was 600 and my kda almost 4, now i have some similar stats and i can't leave this garbage bracket full of retards

                          we can go band4band

                            there is no secret to get vhs, you have to be good i guess

                            anon inu

                              MagicT yeap, but the past year i climbed my main from 2k to 4k in two months, is a joke that now im smurfing and cant get atleast high skill, fuck off volvo

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                                so bad kekw

                                marker

                                  6k behavior? lol