General DiscussionAyy lmao

does it work vs perus?

damn, so close

i know how he does it

I guess he blocks pictures uploaded from specific users

Furry add on will be sold separately as the furry add on is still in beta testing stage. We hope to officially launched the FURRYPROTECTER3154 next month but you can pre-order it now for 9.99$

Edit: its the not same customer. As u can see we sold half a miilon coppies of WEEBPROTECTER3000 this year alone. This is just a sample of the reviews we got.

@Yoshi

i tell you the deets if you dont block my girls ;)

sounds good! message me on steam in the afternoon :P

@Magnus
Alright hehe

Wow queen, you're so beautiful

I feel so pretty :3
No i AM pretty ^_^

Its not invoker u fuk it's trumpocula

Aimstronk too kawaii for me

discord !! i show u pictures >.<

lul, oky! :D

Whenever i on discord, it keeps reminding me that im in 3K feelsarinman.

Edit: rip

is that monster masume

yeash

did u see my workshop showcase in my main profile

^^^Yeap and im deeply angry with myself on why do i know it.

the miaa showcase, yes

are those subtitles real
if they are i will watch it

not real

me:

var x: integer;
begin
x := 1000;
x := x*x

end.

var f: text;
slovo: string;
i: integer;

const MAX = 100;
var
slova: array[1..MAX] of string;
vyskyty: array[1..MAX] of integer;
pocet: integer;

procedure PridejDoSeznamu( slovo: string );
var i: integer;
begin

{ jestli uz tam neni: }
for i:=1 to pocet do
if slova[ i ] = slovo then
begin
vyskyty[ i ] := vyskyty[ i ] + 1;
exit;
end;

if pocet=MAX then
begin
writeln( '!@#$%^^&**()' );
exit
end;

pocet := pocet+1;
slova [ pocet ] := slovo;
vyskyty[ pocet ] := 1
end;

function JePismeno( c: char ): boolean;
begin
JePismeno := ( (c>='a') and (c<='z') )
or ( (c>='A') and (c<='Z') )
end;

function PrectiSlovo( var slovo: string ): boolean;
var znak: char;
begin
znak := ' ';
while not eof(f) and not JePismeno( znak ) do
read( f, znak );

slovo := '';
while not eof(f) and JePismeno( znak ) do
begin
slovo := slovo + znak;
read( f, znak );
end;

PrectiSlovo := slovo<>''

end;

const
VYMAZANE = -777;

function NajdiVypisAZnicNejcastejsiSlovo: boolean;
var i, imax: integer;
begin
imax := 1;
for i := 2 to pocet do
if vyskyty[ i ] > vyskyty[ imax ] then
imax := i;

if vyskyty[ imax ] = VYMAZANE then
begin
NajdiVypisAZnicNejcastejsiSlovo := FALSE;
exit;
end;

NajdiVypisAZnicNejcastejsiSlovo := TRUE;

writeln( vyskyty[ imax ]:5, ' : ', slova[ imax ] );

vyskyty[ imax ] := VYMAZANE

end;

begin
assign( f, 'pokus.pas' );
assign( f, 'wu.log' );
reset( f );

while PrectiSlovo( slovo ) do
PridejDoSeznamu( slovo );

close( f );

for i:=1 to 20 do
if NajdiVypisAZnicNejcastejsiSlovo=FALSE then break;
end.

nice maymays

nope

^My favorite legendary pokemon

Which do you prefer Pokemon or Digimon?

Isse no se de fumikomu gōrain bokura wa
Nanimo nanimo mada shiranu
Issen koete furikaeruto mō nai bokura wa
Nanimo nanimo mada shiranu

Udatte udatte udatteku
Kirameku ase ga koboreru no sa

Oboetenai koto mo takusan attadarou
Daremo kare mo shiruetto
Daiji ni shitai mono motte otona ni naru nda
Don'na toki mo hanasazu ni
Mamori tsudzukeyou soshitara itsu no hi ni ka
Nanimo kamo o waraeru-sa

Hirari to hirari to matteru
Konoha ga tonde yuku

Naruto lmao

[Hook]
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ die Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ diese Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore

[Part 1]
Das Paper, der Hype, die Hater, der Neid
Jeder meint, Abitur wäre fake, aber mein Lifestyle hat Gangstervibe wie Clyde
Ich geb’ Deep Throats im Speedboat, mach’ die Szene zum Friedhof
In diesem Game hat man mehr mit Fotzengestalten zu tun als Chirurgen in Rio
Alles Pisser, nur Kiffer, nur Lästerbacken auf Twitter
Erst Beef, ein Jahr später wieder Peace, ich vertrage mich mit gar keinem von euch Wichsern
Ihr seid Stricher, ihr Snitches, ihr doppelzüngigen Bitches
Ich steck’ euch in den Puff und mach’ euch aus Fotzen kostengünstige Bitches
Diese Heuchler, die Täuscher, es gibt nix wie Freundschaft
In diesem Business in einer Gesellschaft Deutschland, doch ich steh’ stramm wie ’n Leutnant
Kaufe mir Häuser im Westen, paar Gebäudekomplexe
Es läuft fresh, ich kann nicht klagen wie der Staat, wenn ich Zeugen besteche
Mache Rapshows, mach’ Cashflow, Handgepäck voll Echos
Ich flieg’ im Jet los an die Westcoast, labert ihr ma’ bitte weiter von Ghettos
Ihr seid alle Crackhoes, ihr Blender; was „Gangster“? - was „Kämpfer“?
Ihr seid Bitches und ich halte nichts von Bitches, außer Hundehalsbänder

[Hook]
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ die Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ diese Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore

[Part 2]
Die Bitches, die Hitlist, das Blitzlicht, die Snitches
Es gibt keine Freunde im Business, komm mir nicht in den Weg, ich fick’ dich!
Der Mercedes aus Weißgold, in dem ich vorbeiroll’
Alpha Music ist das Team, ich der Leitwolf; flieg’ weg und lieg’ an dem Beach wie Treibholz
Der Schwammkopf kriegt Cumshots wie Bitches in Bangkok
Und er saugt sich voll wie ’n Tampon, so, rapp ma’ weiter von Waffen und Plankton

Videoversion: Albumversion:
Mein Punch kommt wie ’n Rammbock, ich geb’s deinem Girl deepthroat
Baller’ los und du siehst paar Patronen wie ein Königssohn Sun Diego, du bist so ein stockschwuler Gentleman
Du hattest schon dein Coming-Out mit zwölf so wie Eminem
Deutschrap macht wieder Kifferlieder wie ’n Wiz Khalifa
Ein Schuss in den Ofen wie beim Drive-By in ’ner Pizzeria
Diese Junkies sind Abschaum *klick klack* - duck down
Sie sind wie Gegner in Hollywoodfilmen - das Letzte, was sie hör’n: der Glocksound
Knockout! Panik! Fülle die Gebäude wie die Welle bei Tsunami
Bitch, ich steig’ in ’nen Bugatti, mach du weiter schwule Radioscheiße mit Andreas Bourani
Oder zieh die Maske wieder an und mach auf Nostalgie
Da muss ich einnicken wie beim Kopfballspiel
Das Business ist in meiner Hand, ich chille mit willigen Philippinbitches
Mit Silikontitten auf Tilidinpillen am Strand und polier’ meine silberne Gun
Imperator wird ballern wie Glockpatronentreffer
Ich lauf’ Amok wie der Angstschweiß dieses obdachlosen Rappers

[Hook]
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ die Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Schreib’ Hits an dem Tisch aus Marmor, Bigbusiness um den Äquator
Imperator, Diktator - fick’ das Game hardcore
Mach’ diese Szene zum Tatort, ich bin hardcore, ich rapp’ hardcore

Ofc digimon watched it when i was little so many memories

games = pokemon
anime = digimon

lmao kollegah

imperator von kollegah war ziemlich schlecht tbh, apokalypse auch

ich will meinen alten kolle zurück FeelsBadMan

One of my most vidid and startling memories comes from when I was but a wee lad of 6 years old. I remember it like it was yesterday. Me Mum had to leave town for the weekend so I was left in the care of my Grandmama. She had, as her only companion, a large male gray Husky of around 3 years old. I was dropped off at my Grandmama's house nearabouts 9 am, and proceeded to greet her and have a breakfast of pancakes, grapefruit, and tea, which I recall was very delicious and invigorating. After the meal, my grandma told me she would be walking to the store and would return forthwith. I busied myself by playing with legos on the living room floor. Apparently, my bent over figure triggered something within the husky, known as "Frisky", for it was at this moment that I felt something approaching from behind. He savagely tore off my pantaloons and underoos and then mounted me and began thrusting. There was nothing I could do. I was but a boy and he was fueled by carnal, primitive lust. He overpowered me and ravaged my virgin butthole. I could feel his hot, furry chest heaving against my back, and felt his warm, pink, wet tongue as he licked the back of my neck. I merely lay there, facedown in legos as he pounded me 8 ways from Sunday. When he finally finished and spurted his hot load into my tiny bum, I was not sure how to feel. My butt hurt, that much was for sure. But there was something else. After 10 minutes passed and his knot unswelled, he went away to lick his balls clean. I simply lay there with a lego pressed to my face, wondering how this could have happened. Whatever may have taken place, I knew one thing for sure. For better or for worse, I had become a man that day.

i read this and got an erection
good thing it went down b4 i got called to the blackboard

I think I might have cancer no joke :|

He savagely tore off my pantaloons and underoos and then mounted me and began thrusting. HAHAHAH

seems realistic

do people that write this kind of shit even know how animals have sex?

too bad that they didnt ban u

i dont know, but i wish i was good enough to write pastas
heres another version of it( somewhat similar descriptions of it, but a bear this time)
I live in an isolated cabin the Pacific northwest. One sunny Summer afternoon I was out chopping wood when I was accosted by a full grown female grizzly bear. She pinned me down and by force, made me suckle her teats. I realize now that she must have had cubs that were killed and now she was aching to be milked. With no choice, I obliged, and suckled every last drop of bear milk that my trembling lips could manage. When that deed was done, I feared she would maul me to death, but instead, she ripped off my dungarees with her jaws and forcefully fellated me. There was nothing I could do but to lay there and take it. Her tongue was very soft, pink, and warm. She used her teeth a little bit, but only in a playful manner. Once we had finished, she bent over me, and urinated on my face. Marking her territory, I suppose. She then vanished into the woods. I became a man that day, for better or for worse.

solid 10/10 imo